*When staying at a rental house, figure out where the oven mit is prior to the oven buzzer going off.
*Remind Aa that you are out of cell service so if texts arent responded to, they werent received.
*Since you are roaming the entire trip, always bring your charger.
*Model sessions are fun but they wont happen often if your cell battery is dead.
*Never, and I mean ever, throw out an inch worm when your 4 yo isnt home. He will come home and immediately ask where his friend is. You will say "I threw him out". He will start to cry. You will say, "Honey, he was dead when we brought him in." Your reasoning wont help, but make it worse.
*When your husband puts his Mountain Dew fountain drink in the shopping cart and then knocks it over spilling it, dont think "what a jacknut" because you will feel bad when he insists on cleaning it instead of letting the cashier.
*When you offer to make dinner one night (a month in advance), make sure you bring all of the ingredients. Or, at the bare minimum, half.
*No matter how intent you are to pack up everything the last night of vacation, you will be too worn out from overdoing it the last day of vacation. Remember that this will be the earliest night you go to sleep the entire trip.
*There is no better entertainment for little boys than jumping off docks.
*The funniest burns are by a 2 yo. Upon seeing a fish replica my parents in law made of one of the husband's catches last year the boy says "Adam's Fish!?!" My husband's name is Ryan. Adam is his fishing bud. Zinger!
*Even if you bring your own pillow, your body wont get used to the mattress until 5 nights on it. Bring Advil.
And the most important thing I learned, vacation for two weeks, not one.